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Thursday, December 24, 2009

ketiak kamu masam

*meloncat di mersing, satu pengalaman baru*
salam

haritu pi shah alam, skdating. eh skating, best. x jatuh. da terer la katekan. (berlagak, lpas ni pergi sure jatuh)
then mlm tu pi men baseball, mesin tembak bola, rakyat mesia hayun je utk pukul bole, tu pun susah nk kena
xpe itu x menarik, yg menariknya, aku singgah restoran Murin dan gerai uncle william, cuba la search kat tenet.
both restaurant lebih kurang sama jer, dongengnya dua dua pwner adalah adek bradek chinese muslim. kedai diorang mantap. ko nk mkan easter? western? nothern? southern? saturn? u turn? sume ada!
ktrg aritu try roti hawaii. x git da camne rupa dia. dlm dia macam2. tapi sedap. dgn nasi goreng ape ntah nama dia, tapi nama dia sounds happy2. nasi goreng thai, aym goreng kfc, fries, telur, salad, kerpok dan ape ntah,pastu mkan share 3 org. kyng. then order air gelas besar. puas2

selain jln shah alam, gi jln sgpore gk, ok la. biasa2 jer. tatau la ape yg bes sgpore nyer.

jln2 JB pon ada gak. sbb peng n lado dtg umah, sampai patah katil diorang buat ape ntah. haha

terbaru, jln2 mersing. agak bahaya jugak jln2 mersing nih, jari ter-macam-kena-pisau dari mana x tau, jari tercucuk jarum.. dalam jugak.. ish2. luka sana sini, tapi trip to mersing mmg bes.
ombak skang tgh besar2 belaka, cam baru lpas makan koko crunch, tinggi ombak dia.
air terjun kat mersing (kurang faymess) pon layan gak. x de la sehebat lambir, tapi sgt slmt utk family trip ke air terjun. da nama pon mersing, pantai je la yg byk, pantai macam2 nama
makan kat mersing bes2. maklumla tepi laut, mesti la belasah sotong goreng tepung tepi pantai,
pastu mkan otak2 yg ikan pior abes!!! x macam pasar mlm,stesen bas, atau gerai2 jalanan punya yg byk tepung. dia nyer otak2 ikan beb. pastu firsttime la try sata. sedap weh, ikan je isik dia. cam mkan ikan bakar la pulak. makan2 panas. bertambah2 la bes dia.
jalan2 tepi laut ngan islah (graduan geologi curtin 2008) , automatiknya trip ni da jadi kelas tusyen geologi islah. macam dia cerita weh, dari batu sampai la argon ferum sume dia cerita, pasal awek dia je dia x cerita.


Thursday, December 3, 2009

Lubang hidung

tadi bukak tv, then ada la cerita katoon msia yg graphic dia lagi bagus tengok kluangman.
dalam katoon tuh, ada la 3 ekor makhluk asing, 2 besar (bodyguard) 1 kecik bos. then kat luar markas alien ada la sorang angkasawan nih, angkasawan bawa senjata

alien2 pon berbincang berlatarkan suara character slebet usop sontorian.

bguard 1 : eh, manusia bawa senjata
bos : alaa kita pon ada senjata, malah lebih dari itu
bguard 2 :kita ada apa?
bguard 1 : kita ada lubang hidung yang lebih besar
bguard 2 : manusia takut lubang hidung?
bguard 1 : mesti lah, lubang hidung besar, kita sedut lbih byk udara, lagi byk angin!

patut la org israel power2. lubang hidung bsr rpe2nye.

lalu mereka pon tembak2. then s manusia ni melatah2 time kena tmbk, then alien bodyguard tanya bos dia, manusia tu buat apa.
bos : ko x tau ker, itu la Hip-Hop. manusia suka menyanyi

ape2pon , cerita tu mmg xbes. menyesal tertengok

cerita nenek kebaya kat tv3 cam best gak. tapi da nk habes da. esok lusa abes la tu

dan jgn lupa, skating 14 dec. atau kata esan, skdating.

dan kat garena(platform org msia dota online) skang ada poker online, dia punya kata2 semangat suruh org men "sume pro poker mula dgn bermain online" apa lagi, jum lah kita!

Monday, November 30, 2009

selamat raya

ni hari yg mulia ini, saya nk ckp selamat hari raya aidil adha.
waktu utk bertakbir da abes.

malam laps raya qurban, jalan kaki ngna ki dr misjid. dgr bunyi org kapak2.
lalu saya n ki memandang, terungkai la persoalaan kemana tulang2 lembu yg hilang. coz slalunya ia dibuat sup kat mesjid.

raya haji tahun ini ada 7 ekor lembu gemok2 belaka.

so far cuti memberansangkan, ada una kat umah. sng.

selain itu, congrat kepada una yg telah diterima utk kerja/praktikal kat firm kat tmn U.
kerja bagus2. eksesais byk2.

congrat gak buat kawan2 yg baru saja atau akan fly. igt slogan skolah kita, "melahirkan pemimpin bertaraf dunia" kalau nk jadi gangster, jadi yg otai2 sahaja.

spontan episode 25 best. haha.

dan perigtn utk sesape shj, 14 dec monday, skating kat sunway ICE rink jom. ice tuh.hehe

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

jalan sudah

di kesempatan mempunyai internet laju ini, (rumah mao punya),
saya ingin berblogkan jutaan terima kasih untuk rakan2 di curtin village ni

yang mana telah
- tolong tunjuk blik dan rumah kat mana
- tolong kenalkan kawan2 kat sini
- tolong bgtau surau kat mana
- tolong ajar camana nk beli token n loundry
- tolong ajar camana nk dota sama2
- tolong kejut subuh dikala aku alpa.. cehh
- tolong alertkan time2 aku ada exam
- tolong tapawkan mknn
- tolong beli/hntr ubat
- tolong pamkan tyar basikal
- ajak aku mentakraw,menstreet soccer, badminton, men mercun, dan buat prank2 jahat gila
dan x lupa yg tolong nyusahkan aku.. tipu je

dan nk ber minta maaf lah sekira ada
- terpaw dan terlukakan hati dan harta benda
- terannoy ngan aku
- tercium kentut wangiku, (saya x macam kamu LIN,bukan nama sebenar, kentut merata)
- terbaling mercun dlm toilet.. ter gak eh?
dan macam2 lagi perkataan dgn imbuhan awalan ter, macam masa blaja kat kelas dlu

Village the bestest la. ada life. ada keharmonian dan ada rollerblade (milik kash, sape tatau lpas ni leh paw kash)

ending nk sedih jer. xleh blah. xde ape2 pon sbnrnya :))

Monday, November 9, 2009

Cempedak goreng panas

so macam biasa la en, hidup ni pernuh ngan persaingan

mostly kita hidup bersaing ngan manusia la kan. nk survive itu ini

tapi kat sini (miri), ktrg kena bersaingn ngan anjing gak, sbb anjing byk gilos, nk gi mana2 kena ada keberanian yg teguh didalam hati. espesially those selipar riders. haha.

dlu2 (beberapa sem yg lalu), kat sini ada dalam 2 booth je jual kuih pagi2 dan petang2.
namun begitu, skang da byk da. ade la dalam 6 - 8 gerai jual kuih ptg2, dari kuih2 muih melayu smpi la ke naked hot chick's and their butt(ayam panggang dan punggung ayam), oh additional info, kat srwk ni byk jual punggung ayam, macam satay gitu, tapi all are bottom part, x sedap.

dan utk menarik pelanggan, mereka bersaing dgn letak 'display' yg terbaik.
smlm ade gerai baru, gerai macam jual2 benda bakar2, aku x gi tgok laks. tapi display dia hot gila main laptop. maybe mak dia ckp camni " aku x kira, ko ikut aku gi bukak gerai, ko nk fesbuk? chatting? ha! bawak laptop tu pegi skali, yg penting ko ade kat situ"

however, diorang bersaing secara sihat, so ape la salahnya? jadi, belilah dikedai jauh2 kerana
"jauh perjalanan, luas pemandangan"

tapi ade gak 1 kedai tu, xde letak ank cun pun, kedai dia gak org ramai gi.. hmm...

apehal2 pon, aku mengwish agar mereka truskan persaingan dan tingkatkan kualiti, dan saya, akan tetap membeli cempedak goreng panas dari kedai2 yg sedap2 dan nmpk worth it sahaja, klau stakat rm1 tapi dapat 3 ketul sebesar kucing punya ehem ehem, baikx payah.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

what should i do?


in english : (so that all people can understand it, especially, French)

ustad ( not a real name) is trying to seduce me.

steps need to be taken seriously
1 : keep ur body in safe distance
2 : keep ur family in safe zone, especially ur child

bahasa melayu :

oh tidak, ustad (bukan nama sebenar) sedang cuba goda saya

tindakan
1 : basuh tgn sebersih2nya agar xde bakteria
2 : pastikan juga stokin anda wangi
3 : translate la steps2 dia atas

Oh Tidak..
Oh No..

hahaha

btw, wani suruh tulis nama dia kat sini. amek kau. quack2 je keja

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

kenapa anak mak saya senang jadi gemuk?

ini sbb dia

Fatimah Mohd. Noor: hey panda gemok!
Fatimah Mohd. Noor: dah kenyang, tergolek ke tu?
Fatimah Mohd. Noor: dah siap nk exam?
Fatimah Mohd. Noor: kak una dah blk, smp rmh mlm td, alhamdulillah

ym ngan ummi tadi. macam cerita tenggang. tapi ni tenggang superbaik punya :P

Friday, October 30, 2009

communication skill

saja2 buhsan2. so, i wrote some tips how to tell a person that u are not believe in him/her. find which is close to your profession.

cara org statistic ckp : aku xleh nk percaya kau sbb, only first quartile ngan 3rd quartile of your phrase can be trusted, the rest all bullshit. so every 2.4 words, the will be a lie between em. so all over after looking on the null hypothesis i made earlier, i cant believe in u, ur lie mean support the null.

cara org physic ckp : the longer you speak, it is like the light penetrating lens and mirrors, the more u talk, the true facts in ur words become further, smaller and diminished. even worse, it become unreal.

cara org medic ckp : it is not like i dont want to hear your story, it is like your mouth full with cavities. i cant even stand it when u open your mouth. it is like im getting nausea straight away from the begining of your speech. if i stand longer, i have the potential having otitis interna or labyrinthitis in the next 5 minutes.

cara org insuran ckp : i think u might need insurance for every words u deliver. u might get punch in the end of the phrase.

btw, mr moore punya documentary mmg membuka mata, sapa la mr moore msia agaknya, si petra kah?

Saturday, October 10, 2009

sekian lama

salam. sekian lama, x update/komen2 blog orang (baca post tapi x komen).. bukan apa, baca pon kat hp, nk komen2 susah,plus tenet laks slow. nvrmnd

ape benda nk cakap? xde. haha

rugby? kalah, tapi dapat sunburn yg sgt2 hebat, daging da masak, ready to eat.
dapat 100plus gak 1 tin free smlm.
harini gak ada mkan2 kat mesjid, mesjid lutong buat jamuan hari raya, and puan shima pon buat jamuan hari raya, berseronok la kamu semua mkan kat mesjid, moga2 cara itu akan buat kita suka kat mesjid

macam kita tgok budak2 suka main kat mesjid. xpatut la budak2 tu kena marah, diorang tu budak2, plus, dgn cara main2 dan membuat kawan/geng kat mesjid tu, dia akan slalu pergi mesjid
then, sampai satu masa nti, dia realize gak apa yg patut dia buat and x patut dia buat.
dan disebabkan dia ada member/geng kat mesjid, so dia pon akan suka la kat mesjid tu.

bukannya apa, aku ni slalu tgok abg2 n akak2 aku yg bek2 ni, dlu diorang suka betul main2 ngan member dia(macam aku x buat). panjat diding mesjid dan lepas panjat terjun blik kebawah (kesian org mesjid kena cat diding akan kerana bekas2 tapak kaki spiderman msia yg xberapa nk bersih tu) , main mercun, main galah panjang, main slide kat handrail tangga, panjat menara mesjid, sprint kat saf2 yg panjang2, main kapal terbang dari tingkat 3, pergi panjat pokok kat luar amek buah jambu air, buah belimbing, buah kelapa dan ada gak yg amek buah gatal sbb nk kenakan member, main detektif2, sembang2, tidor2, sampai kena marah ngan pakcik mesjid, kena kejar ngan pak guard, kena lempang ngan pakcik mesjid gak, ada gak sampai berlawan cakap ngan clan2 lain kat mesjid.. haha... ada gak yg lepas beberapa aksi injured, terseliuh sana sini, terhantuk dan berbenjol, sehingga density kepala berubah akibah volume kepala bertambah beberapa gram... ada gak yg kena sengat la. haih.. macam2.

tapi itu yg bentuk diorang. ~~sadisx138~~

so, sementara ada mkan free nih, mkan la byk2, jgn malu2 kerana mereka yg bg mkanan itu tidak pernah berasa malu untuk kasi kita mkan... eh?

atas tadi ckp xde apa2 nk ckp, skali byk pulak ckp. hoho.

btw, siapa terer places of attractions kat miri ni, aku nk tanye2 sket,
and sapa ada kontek keta sewa area miri ni, aku nk gak..
kepada kawan2, aku nk sewa keta area miri, bukan kedah, johor, atau2 area2 korang tuh. haha.

ini ha satu lagi.. tidak berasas
kita hidup kat dunia ni sebenarnya da macam di hypnotize oleh satu makhluk. makhluk tu nama dia NEWS, atau nama melayu dia BERITA, benda ni, dia amek, pastu dia putar belit ke apa dia suka, then dia letak statement, kita lak yg bodoh tuli ni pon baca la dgn buta tuli dan percaya seketol2 sebijik2 ayat dia.
alhamdulillah ada wordpress, blogspot. dgn benda ni, kita sebagai orang awam, xpayah nk lalu wartawan, lalu org2 NEWS utk bgtau apa yg da jadi, tapi... kita sbgi orang awam sendiri leh jadi reporter dan jadi anchorman.

beramal la utk dunia macam kamu nk hidup selama2nya, beramal la utk aherat macam kamu nk mati esok, belanja la kawan2 kamu seolah2 kamu menang duit berjuta2 setiap hari



Thursday, September 24, 2009

Mangkuk tingkat

salam
mangkuk tingkat bole dimaksudkan dalam 2 maksud
first, org yg sangat2 bengong contoh ayat "mangkuk tingkat la kau nih"
2nd, mangkuk tingkat la, time lpas smyg raya aritu, mesjid ada buat tahlil
n lepas tahlil ada la mkan2 lauk pauk hari raya
baru la perasan sbnrnya tradisi mangkuk tingkat ni ada lagi
maybe sbb umaku aku ni kwasan kg kot
nmpk je mcm xde org pakai mangkuk tingkat ni tapi
sbnrnya ada lagi, dan penggunaan mngkuk tingkat ni sangat la efisyen
taktik kepada bujang "beri la lauk biasa2 kepada jiran (jiran yg pandai masak, macam jiran aku orang minang kabau yg pandai masak lauk pauk minang yg exotic) anda guna manguk tingkat, sbb nti dia kena pulangkan lauk dia yg best di setiap tingkat mangkuk tingkat, lagi byk tingkat lagi best"

kedai minyak
hari selasa, kami sekeluarga pergi la jalan2 ke luar jhor, maklum la dlu time ada tokwan, kami x jalan mana2, so ktrg gi KL dan singgah umah azwan, abg ipar. then lpas tu trus ke bodir ke rumah makcik, kasihan tgok kedaan dia setelah lepas chemotherapy, ujian Allah nk kasi, then trus ke chemor sbb keta ada sorang makcik ni breakdown, bukan breakdance, jgn silap ye! then patah blik ke bidor.

esok nyer laks balik ke KL singgah umah pakcik makcik yg kat area PJ (duit raya sini menguntungkan) then ke rumah makcik Izan (classmate Umi time skola).. makan nasi memuaskan! then lpas tu ke enstek jumpa makmi, makan nasi lagi dan lpas tu ke putrajaya. smpi putrajaya mkan nasi lagi.

oh, selamat fy kepada anas dan hanep, dan gelakan utk asiah sbb blaja kat bintulu, tmpt xbest lgsg

then kamis pun pulang la ke JB, masa otw JB, kat highway, ada la keta kaum2 diraja ni, polis eskot utk jalan clear utk diorang, xpe lagi, but then, 2nd group polis dtg lak himpit2 keta supaya ke tepi, ke emergency lane, bengong ke hapa diorang ni, jalan besar, tapi nk jalan2 kat tgh2 lane gak, kira nk pki 2 lane, dah la keta byk, plus, polis2 tu x sedar kot kalau lori2 n bas2 tu x mengalah diorang kat ahernya habes bawah lori. buat org maki2 jer kaum2 ni, kata pemimpin islam la, tapi... dah :)

di kesempatan ini gak saya nk mengucap kan terima kasih kepada kedai2 minyak yg bukan sahaja jual minyak, malas menjadi tmpt menunggu sementara nk tgu org dtg amek utk tnjuk arah kerumah diorang yutk beraya. ayat memeningkan. aiyoyo

yes yes.. post panjang

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Cuti Raya

smlm sampai rumah. hohoh.

few good news.

1st, dr dollah da kluar ISA.

2nd, tmpt aku masjid ramai org, subuh pon ramai, mesti sbb ramai blik kampung

selain itu

pc kat rumah ni tetiba laks hilang drive F dia

so x dpt la nk men game/movie etc

so cuti ni hanya dapat belasah makanan best

oh smlm naik airasia nyer flight

time berbuka dia bagi ... bagitau da berbuka jer, x kasi ape2.

mmg busy scenery dlm flight, ada yg tgok muvi, sembang, ada yg jalan2 nonstop, ntah2 klau kapal terbang ni panjang lagi dia da buat power walk kot. then ada bro ni gi blakang kabin dok sembang2 ngan anak kapal lelaki, sambil sembang sambil tapaw mknn2 dlm airasia... rilek jer.. member kot

then ada la anak2 kapal popuan yg seksis2 makan makanan diorang tapaw, nmpk cam kuih raya jer.. hihi

smpi rumah pkul 10pm. mkan sedap. haha

ni ha ada pertandingan spot the koala oleh ki, cuba la. hadiah dia real punya. haha

Thursday, September 10, 2009

asal usul moreh

smlm ada pergi ta'lim

saja2 pergi... buat kat surau kampus

so ada la sorang akak ni cerita

"org dlu2 puasa dari waktu isyak smpi esok nyer isyak"

so bila nk mkan nyer? maybe jugak dari situ la asal usul moreh

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im thinking bout to create a website to gain money...

tapi macam mana nk dpt duit klau bukan dari iklan?

any idea?

kevin rose, digg.com punya tauke mmg btl2 meng"inspired" org2

tahniah!

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read bout "politic of male joggers"

few points from that article

1) : a very tired male jogger will speed up double when female jogger passes by

2) : 2-3 male joggers will also double their speed when they jogg together. it is because, the from jogger thought like this "Ah Beng behind me still ok, so i think he is ok with this speed"
the person behind are very tired but " wah, Ahmad infront of still ok, so do i"
in the end, they all make their new record.

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kenapa persoalan "kenapa nk dekat raya mesjid makin kosong?"

sng jer jwpn dia "sbb org da start blik kampung"

xcaya gi la mesjid kat kampung2, ramai la org.

yg kau tanyer org nih, kau penuh kan mesjid2/surau2 x?

jangan kita yg jadi punca sbb mesjid kosong dah la

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Selepas Ujian

so, lpas Ujian xde bas utk solat

ptg tu kami dapat berbuka free kat CTR

ada la sorang hamba Allah ni belanja

bukan blanja ktrg jer, malah satu kedai tu..

kata si Tauke " dia budak inter.. student curtin"

woah! student tuh, so budak2 popuan, pergi la ngorat dia :P

mula2 aku igt macam berbuka nasi goreng spesel sume org free

rupa2nya ko order a ape ko suka... hahaha... aku bantai Lalapan Kambing!

menu yg aku xkan order sbb mahal nk mampos

then bantai cendol

teh,kopi, dan cincau yg di C dan di speselkan

pastu mkan gak lauk pauk yg ada kat kedai

ok.. da bab makan

smlm ade sembang2 ngan ustaz zul, imam mesjid lutong

betol la ape dia ckp

kita ni sbnrnya kena uji jer. sahabat pon kena uji byk

bykkan istigfar dan berdoa

dont make it as a point to show your anger. bykkan bersabar <<< ni yg aku lemah ni.. haizz

haha..

sblm terlupa.. (jap tgh upload)

http://www.4shared.com/file/130490045/cf96a25c/khutbah_090814.htm
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link dload, tapi link ni corrupt bg tau. sbb time upload ada masalah ngan laptop ni sket

khutbah jumaat oleh ustaz Zul.

"ignore their mistakes;
accept their excuses"

salam

Thursday, September 3, 2009

cabaran ummah muslimin di curtin

salam

harap anda semua bahagia, pagi tadi mahu post, tapi ada hal pntg, kena la post tgh hari

camni cerita nya, kami di curtin ni bas utk solat jumaat asek kena cut off jer kan,

so ni la first time ever in history kami buat solat jumaat di curtin

plan asal kami ingin buat di padang belakang kampus (sedikit ter-shaded)

tapi Alhamdulillah atas concern seorang staff yg non-muslim semasa kami sedang bentang2 tikar, dia ckp dia tgh tanya kalau2 org kampus kasi korang sume solat kat padang2 tgh2 kampus.
5 minit after that, dia datang dan ckp korang boleh solat kat tgh2 kampus tu. next to kafetaria. mmg kawasan org ramai. tapi tmpt tu sgt2 la shaded. Alhamdulillah

nasib baik dpt tmpt shaded, klau x, khatib kita, Ayub bin Jamil mesti pakai sunglasses. hehe. oldskool

mmg la CIS (curtin islamic society) dapat byk cabaran,dugaan dan halangan dari org2 atasan

CIS satu society yg second besar after CFC (curtin football club).

tapi CIS satu society paling aktif kat curtin nih. others x aktif pon. sbb tu je la CIS x kena tutup cam beberapa kelab2 lain.

agak menyedihkan la bila kami punya peruntukan seperti bas utk solat jumaat asek kena ganggu.

Doa Nabi Muhammad sblum perang Badar "ya Allah, kalau 313 ni mati sume, xde org nk sujud pada kamu da (sebarkan dakwah islam di muka bumi) " sbb time tu je la org islam yg ada

marilah kita sama2 doa "ya Allaj, kalau CIS ni kena tutup, mmg xde da apa2 yg nk jaga welfare dan kemaslahatan student2 islam kat curtin nih" InsyaAllah

:D

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

pekan senadin pekan

salam

smlm 1 sep, igt nk amek lesen motor,tapi mahal la pulak. cis

senadin tu la satu2nyer tmpt yg ada Bfull

so skang either amek kat semenanjung atau kat miri

amer cerita bes punya " kat smnjung klau kau gi kedai motor dia ajar kat situ, time ko nk beli ko da dpt lesen"

haha.. lesen kopi punya.. kopi aiyoyo

selamat ke ostrolia wahai Ki, jumpa scrappy coco kirim salam, haha

last week was free week, mmg btol2 nyer free week la.. x jadi manusia

pastu ayam n ikan utk msak bebuka pon da habes, so sesiapa nk sedekah lauk pauk amat2lah di galakkan.. eh bukan2... d hargai :P

smlm berbuka kat mesjid, sbb nk saving nyer hal, pergh, mkan
roti canai 3 keping, sbnrnye klau nk amek berkeping2 lagi bole jer, nasib baik da iqamah.

last but not least, ni haa.. skang budak2 sini syok pakai ini software, kol free pc ke henpon, mcm voip, tapi ni free ke henpon. sini

salam.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

ahad, puasa 2nd day

hari ni bole tgok rmai gila manusia2 yg tidor siang2

mungkin penat maen PES smpi kol 4pagi

mungkin penat masak2 kol 4pagi

hobi tidor sejak dahulu kala pon bole jadi gak

freeweek da bermula. kami semua free cuma xfree berbuka sesuka hati jer
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soalan : kenapa popuan yg tgok futsal gedik2 kecoh2 kat luar ?

kawan punya jawapan : mestila, klau x.. xberseri dunia

soalan : kenapa laki2 gedik2 time futsal?

org punya jawapan : sbb dia cuba minta penampar
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1st terawikh lagi ramai dari 1st terawikh this sem, kenapa? mungkin mereka terawikh tmpt lain

ramadhan, so update post pendek2. una ckp "ramadhan baca quran, bukan baca blog org" haha

happy besday n fly kepada semua yg berkenaan.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

not just crocodile

salam

first of all, congrat kepada sume budak2 yg akan dan telah fly baru2 ni. bali, jogja dll, sng aku nk jln2 round the world nti, xyah dok hotel atau takut kena bom, tidor umah korang. wakaka

skang free week, klau balik boleh dpt cuti selama 2.5 mgu, tapi umi ckp xyah blik. so 2.5 mgu pon lesap dalam 2 kelip mata. AAAaaahhh!!!

sume student di curtin dpt email dr uni tentang "ada buaya kat tasik bla bla bla"
actually bukan buaya jer, tapi ada T-rex...

nmpk x t-rex? Curtin Age, down with dinasor! yg bintik2 tu bukan snow, tp titik hujan di tingkap
(subhanallah, slow gila tenet, nk upload gmba pon susah!)

last week beli tetikus baru, pakai sejam skali da rosak, pergi tukar this week, then dia kata kena tgu 2mgu utk mouse baru, wa!!!! dia kata klau return in 3 days bole dpt baru trus, tapi.. nk wat camne, xsmpt.. x de rezki

mgu futsal, so cam biasa, jadi peminat dan penyokong ( lama gila pikir perkataan penyokong tu) yang setia!

selamat berpuasa. dan berbukalah dgn selamat.

Monday, August 17, 2009

no-life life begin

sem bosan

bgun on hitz.fm

bantai guitar nizwan

buat2 senyum time meeting.

tgok gmba kawan2 upload kat tenet.

btw, ada makcik mengandung 12, lahir buat team bola trus, kat sini

tapi ank2 makcik tu 6 laki 6 popuan, main volleyball kot

power seh makcik nih.

one more thing, khutbah jumaat kat mesjid lutong sgt best, so aku start record, sape nk kasi tau.
nti boleh upload, tapi kena gi kat blik mao, pakai tenet dia :P
tenet kat blik aku slow gila!

Saturday, August 15, 2009

D-day

1) smlm ada talk pasal mengajar org, utk volunteer yg nk gi ngajar budak2 peryatim nti
satu point dlm talk dia "budak2 ni akan cepat terdistract ngan benda2 lain, ni normal, tapi lpas dia da biasa ngan belajar utk masa yg lama, lama2 nti dia akan dpt fokus, cnthnya mgkin 1st month dia dpat bljr 20minit jer, next month mgkin dia bole smpi 1jam"

tapi, satu fact yg xdpt nk ubah, even final year student agree ngan statement saya ni
"lecture 2 jam sangat membosankan" so this statement sgt2 la bertentangan ngan idea di atas tu.

btol x?

2)tadi takraw, team kami kalah. woot woot. ntah, aku x kesah sgt, tapi diorang cam xleh terima jer. haha. nk wat camne, xterer, terpaksalah kalah.
afterall, kita da slalu mng kat pertandingan peringkat taman perumahan, kasi la org len chance

3)tadi minum teh-O buat sendiri cam biasa, mmg sedap gila! tapi klau afiq, dia akan ckp aku buat tawar. kena ngan budak kelantan, mesti diorang ckp aku x letak gula. haha.

4) tawaran kerja sebagai pembunuh ada di Malaysia. klik sini, ape adi ngan ikan keli itu?

habes di makan monyet

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Minolta 7s

InsyaAllah nanti satu masa Minolta7s yg esan kasi dari oz tu akan dipakai balik

cam best jer kan

plus ada kawan2 lama ajk join dia guna pakai kamera lama

then kat srwk ni masih byk kedai yg cuci gmbar filem

lagi satu

aku masih takut nk derma darah

"come on la Syafiq, kau tu O positive, ramai org bole pakai darah kau"

tapi jarum tu menakutkan.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

lama-lama baru update

1) da beli tiket balik raya, umi suruh, skali umi ckp tahun ni dia nk raya kat aussie bersama2 esan

2) akak asma' belikan baju melayu... ahernya setelah sekian lama... terima kasih

3)hari sabtu lepas kemas surau dengan kawan2. nasib baik diorang ada. thanks2. muaxx2. eksiden sikit lalu kuku saya hilang satu. ish2

4)hari ahad gi panjat canada hill. pergh best seh. nk gi lagi la satu hari nti.terima kasih makcik2 yg boost smgt saya untuk panjat bukit2 di canada hill tu.

5)hari isnin sudah start jerebu di Miri ni. Batuk. selasa start demam huhu. tapi da nk ok da skang.

6) puasa nifsu syaaban tahun ni separuh hari je, ayub ckp "yg penting skang, sembuh supaya x jangkit kat org len" trus konfiden nk berbuka. Esan ckp "tahun depan puasa lagi separuh hari, so dapat la 1 hari. cambest je tips tu

7) nk pergi town tapi x pergi2. nk buat ape lagipun? hmmmmmm

8) nk beli basikal baru dan jual basikal lama. gedik gila!

9) censored <- betul ke eja ni?

10) congrat kepada upin ipin kerana disney interested kat korang. bila upin ipin angkasa nk kluar?

11) nk tgok setem

sekian untill next update yg lebih lama.


Monday, July 27, 2009

1st day

pergh, a very tiring first day. lecture 8-10am then continue with 10-12pm lecture.
same day, 5.30 - 7.30 tutorial waaa!!!!

nama pon student. so blaja je la yer...

next

byk gila budak baru datang. ramai gila sampai rasa macam aku yg baru doe.(feel young)

next

basikal masih sihat n cun selepas di-repair n di pam tayar.

and last one, office ppl very very very slow. print kertas pon nk satu mgu. heh. nasib baik org office bahagian international (passport etc) bekerja dgn bagus n friendly. 5 stars utk kamu

yg sesak nafas
sapit biki

Friday, July 17, 2009

Polar Bear

lawak ustaz shamsuri ahmad

"seekor polar bear telah ditemui di Sungai Gelugor kerana sebuah rumah x reti switch off air-cond"

haha

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

besday combo

happy besday to kak yam 15 julai n suami dia Ki 16 julai



ntah2 nti anak2 pon besday lebih kurang je. kembar 3 besday sama. keh keh keh

Monday, July 13, 2009

Percaya?

during 1st sem in curtin, i told few my friends about the kenyalang present at my house.

some of them doubt it. so here it goes


that is my balcony. not cage. :P




some more

video

Friday, July 10, 2009

Shuh.. Shuh.. Shoe

just helping someone to sell these shoes.
Its JUNIOR shoe ok. JUNIOR
raya is coming, Christmas is coming

colour available : black only or bit brown.. (hihihi)
Price : RM75 each. Prefer Cash On Delivery..(excluded postage) (Its new okay! but i think can be negotiated... hmm....)


item no 01 (i think this one is the bestest)
quantity : 2
available size : 3UK/35.5 Europe and 2UK/34.5Europe
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item no 02
available size : 12UK/31Europe
#the front part of the shoe same like item no 01
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item no 03
available size : 13UK/ 32Europe
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item no 04
available size : 12UK/ 31Europe
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item no 05
available size : 2UK/ 34.5Europe
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item no 06
available size : 2UK/ 34.5Europe
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refer here to see ur size in USA

Monday, July 6, 2009

KL

So, before ke KL :
1) bukak peti ais, jumpa byk coklat! yg x branded lagi la belambak2.
2)makan satu periuk serawa durian/pengat durian/kuah durian.
3)ntah..

pergi KL last friday. tidor kat rumah makcik jalil a.k.a rumah kosong
mmg kosong gila! satu perabot pon takde. pintu toilet pon xde. tapi pintu bilik ade la. so nk pakai toilet tutup bilik tu. heheh.. unik2.
then jalan2. makan2. pergi dentist bukak braces. alhamdulillah :D

hari sabtu pergi KLCC sbb nk jumpa Taki sama Lado,tapi Lado x dpt dtg. heh. sbb ktrg ramai2 (aku, Bunjil, Mandur, Naeem, Jalil, Peng) igt nk jumpa la mereka berdua before diorang fly USA. aku ckp kat Taki " aku jumpa kau skrg sbb nti ko blik US aku x nk jumpa kau da, byk penyakit.. "
tgok ICE AGE 3, lawak gila.. wakakakaka....

4 dr kanan tu taki. hensem n single. ada mau?

hari ahad pergi skating! wooh. best gila.. mula2 kami (aku, jalil, peng, penang n zuhdi) agak tateh2. pastu da terer,sume berjaya meluncur ngan jaya nya. jatuh2 tu adat la kan :p. tapi peng sorang je yg jatuh macam stuntman. wakakaka...
the best part, before skating, aku ade beli seluar.. then pergi skating. time skating tu syok2, tgok seluar da terkoyak dalam setengah lenght satu jengkal, tapi kental nyer pasal, main gak. kesah ape.xnmpk pon koyak tu. main2 lagi. skali koyang besar gila! 2 jengkal. wakaka.. time tu da x kental pergi tuka seluar .. pakai sluar baru... hehe.. pastu sambung main!


Beatles on ice! hehehe... seluar baru tu

petang ahad pergi UM lepak2 ngan budak2 UM kawan Jalil n Kiba. so berkenalan la dgn Bapak , Jo and Bell. mlm tu diorang ajk men boling. yeah aku mng!. start2 cantek je, strike, strike, spare... then lpas tu markah sampah gila.. wakakaka... nsib baik menang.
lpas tu ktrg main basket ball lak. aku team ngan Jalil, tapi kalah. dpt 2nd. ciss... alaa...game basketball yg masuk token pastu campak2 bola masuk dlm ring.

Isnin lak pergi jumpa dentist lagi, ambil retainer, so skang pakai retainer. then pergi pudu ambik bas cun-cun 1.30
kata jer bas non-stop jb-kl.. tapi berkali2 gak stop, toilet la ape la. ade kena tahan polis skali. ngeng...

da nk gi mkan capati. salam

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

pehnat....

tadi gi hntr brg jualan kakak asma'. COD kat petronas, dpt rm160, tapi bukan aku nyer, akak asma' yg punya!

before that, gi la survey2 hp, al-maklum la hp da ilang. ihiks. hambar je result suvey-an
1st : xde hp best n berpatutan
2nd: ade hp best, tapi mahal la, mlas la

bajet nk rm400 jer (jgn gelak oh, ade je member glak kan aku, hp mahal2 macam not worth jer)
mintak2, dpt hadiah hp, lucky draw ke, amin.

then kat masjid ade sembang2 ngan pakcik nih pasal braces, satu quote dia yg best " hidung org nk mancung, gigi orang x nk laks" hahaha....

cari kat KL la plak hp. KL this friday.
salam

btw ni ade merc rm14000, bole tahan lagi ni!

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Sehari yg penuh

so today, pagi2 lagi da pergi stesen bas untuk hantar kakak gi KL. then time tu terigt la ade skali tu. aku, akak asma' n esa, kami main cari2 gmba sambil tgu bas

akak start " cuba cari kuda laut"
then ktrg ngan terer nyer tunjuk signboard iklan cat sea horse.
then aku lak " cuba cari burung"
then diorang ngan terer gak tunjuk lmbg sport toto.
then esan " cuba cari lembu"
kami pening gila! x jumpa2 lembu... rupa2nya gamba lembu tu kat batang aiskrim yg esan tgh gigit. so xkira la kan.. hehe

then after sent akak asma'.. aku smyg zohor kat mesjid UTM then jumpa afiq. afiq ajk mkan kat umah baru dia
fuhh.. rumah baru, semua baru, set sofa, tv, sound system dll. rumah beliau cantek n besar..
then lepas bantai nasi ayam beberapa pinggan, aku afiq n adek afiq bernama wan, ktrg gi jusco tebrau city, aku pon firsttime gi situ. besar jugak jusco tu.
afiq plan nk tgok transformers, tapi smpi2 jer, notis punya la besar " transformers da abis".
so x de rezki ktrg pon gi main arked. tembak2. banzai!!!!
tapi yg dahsyat nyer, time nk blah tu, nk bayar autopay, pergh panjg gila! mesin dia da la bersepah2 satu bangunan tu, tapi semua Q panjang!.

then after that afiq dinner kat umah aku, umah kg jer. then perut penuh, pastu tulis la blog, tajuk "sehari yang penuh"

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

After effect

Final paper for this current exam is around 12pm. u know y i say AROUND? coz my watch is round, not square. ngeng

btw, plan after exam
1) enjoy
2)clubbing
3)dating
4)buy artists magazines
5)watch all gossip show
6)watch all singing / drama reality show

coz im a typical Malaysian, im not an Exotic Malaysian. wakaka..

actually, there are few things u need to do after exam, or should i say every day or oftenly?

u r good enough to think by urself :)

orang melayu cakap "beruang lah dengan ia!"
orang putih cakap "bear with it"

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Sembang Zero

credit hp skang nih sangat la bagus. lmbt tol kurang. tapi still kena bayar..

lantas aku pon tanyer la seorang mamat kat ketin U ni,

" kalau air, instead amik kat paip, kau bole pergi sungai/telaga amek sndri

letrik lak instead of amek dr syarikat karen, kau bole beli jenerator n jenerate la karen sndri,

tapi apsal henpon nyer line x leh wat sndri? klau bole kan mesti rmi org da buat"

p/s ade ker org buat astro sndri?"

jawapan mamat itu : "bagus soklan kau: kemudian dia smbung tgok drama jepon. heh

da la, baik study utk exam, math chem n programming. tadi physic, cam okeh jer.. huhu

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Pembaharuan

hmmm... Alhamdulillah...

Di curtin ini, kita ada golongan muda mudi yg sanggup join Usrah, Daurah dan Taklim at any time given.

perkara ni bukan la satu benda yg dibudayakan kat semua tmpt.

tapi kat curtin ni bole nmpk la ramai betul saudara-saudara kita join. Mungkin dgn kehebatanya diorang, diorang even kata BODOH kat salah seorang saudara kita ni.. MasyaAllah, tinggi betul da ilmu mereka nih...

tapi

JEMAAH SUBUH KOSONG!

ade sape2 rase pedas macam bru lepas mkan chiliy?

p/s blog aku, sekati aku nk tuleh ape..

btw ada sebuah cerita camni :
"
seorang muslin bersyukur : aku bersyukur dilahirkan islam daripada lahir sebagai xislam

seorang xislam bersyukur: aku bersyukur dilahirkan islam daripada lahir sebagai binatang

seekor anjing bersyukur : aku bersyukur kerana dilahirkan sebagai angjing daripada jadi babi

babi tu camne lak? so babi pon nk bersyukur gak

seekor babi bersyukur : aku bersyukur dilahir kan sebagai babi dibandingkan dengan orang islam x solat

"

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Salamat Besday


Kepada kakak Asma' yg belum tentu tgok blog adek dia nih, saya nk ucapkan selamat berkerja dgn rajen... ehh... besday.... nk ucap besday. sori ah xde kat umah xleh nk belikan kek(saving duit aku)... bru je plan nk beli kek 6 tingkat. tapi sbb ade kat sini.. xpe la. lain kali InsyaAllah.

disni saya mendeklaminasi sebuah pantun (btol ke grammar aku ni?)

"
Jual barang bayi dari England
Sampai poket penuh duit
selamat hari besday utk kakak
semoga murah rezki including chya mata
"
i know the pantun is nice! dont say anything ^^


btw : rileks2 la study. apsal nk tensi sgt? Doa kan kejayaan saya okeh? yeah! anda dapat satu bintang cool dari sy!


atas dari kiri : ayah, umi, akak, akak (lagi)
tengah dari kiki : abang ki, Kak Yam(bunyi yam bukan yem), esan, una
bawah kiri :sapit, una(lagi.. heh..),kata2, tokwan.
abg azwan invisible man.. actually, xsempat nk amek gmba hp da ilang. huhu.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Jealous

If this exam is too hard, then how come there are lots of successful people before me outside the? so it is easy then



oh btw, jealous sbb ramai org da abes exam. ramai juga da sampai umah. last but not least... hehehe... mane leh kasi tau :P hahahahaha

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Presentation for today, just now

today presentation was quite fun. we had 4 international students that presented just now. Mmediong Eno Udofia from Nigeria, Awolayeofori Macpepple also from Nigeria, Ali sumthing2 from Yemen, but currently staying in Dubai, and Sadia Tasnim from capital state of Bangladesh.

the most fun was when Ali presenting his slides. He was talking about his country tradition, dressing, marriage and delight.
he was very honest as like whenever he enter the girly stuff, either dressing or tradition, he will honestly say " i dont know much, its girly stuff" and it was seriously funny.

then about the marriage, it was almost the same with malay in Malaysia, about the dressing also cool as he brought all the thing needed for the clothes set, but the bestest part was when he was explaining about the food. he showed the pics, and he bought some sweet blended yummy dates into the class. everyone enjoyed the sweets.

he showed the pic of a camel-whole-body cook and serve. the camel was sitting like it used to be when it was alive, beside the head was gone, for sure the slaughter first. the pic really attracts me to go to his wedding reception. hopefully i can manage to at that moment.

last but not least. the other presenter, nazri also serve coffee as he talk about coffee..

lucky i was fasting, if not.... hahaha

(kerja org boring mase study) (gmbar classmate atas tu)

Saturday, June 6, 2009

saya akui ketereran kamu!

so, ape perkembangan aku selain perut aku(actually ada jugak perut kawan2 yg tgh kembang) yg mmg tgh berkembang ni? TERER btol perut aku!

mgu ni phone ilang, klau ilang je xpe, tapi org yg rembat tu siap kol blik aku (masa tu aku pinjm phone member utk try2 call phone aku, ayat agak sastera). perembat mmg TERER

tapi ade member da kasi pnjm phone dia da. thank you!!

pastu tadi main takraw, bola tu terpergi kat semak pokok bunga, time amek kena sengat 3 kali, tgn 2 muka 1.,penyengat mmg TERER
tambahan pula, aku jadik spoiler dgn merembat terlalu hebat sehingga bola naik atas bumbung
nak jadik cerita, nice2 je jatuh kat tmpt yg bola tu mmg tersangkut.

pastu kami pon main skipping... main yg macam budak2 main tu, tapi susah rupa2nya.

so budak2 power! kami x power sgt, power... tapi kurang sket <<<< ayat org xnk kalah

tgn jugak saket... kena minta bantuan external seperti tiang, dinding atau tangan member utk garu belakang. haih... time2 tgn sakit ni la slalu nk garu blkg. hish... nyamuk mmg TERER! errr.. dinding ngan tiang pon TERER gak sbb dapat garukan blkg aku dgn kadar yg constant.

fullamak, lastly aku ni TERER gak merepek2. yeah2!
and internet kat sini x TERER sbb x leh nk upload gmba. heh

and one more... aku baru tersadar bahawasanya.. aku ade lagi 2 mgu nk exam.. mati2 aku igt lagi smgu.. yeah!!! masih smpt utk study.. ILL STUDY NO MATTER WAT!!!!


poyo la kau tet...

btw ade festival org luar tabii kluar kat paper, tp yg bodoe nyer, siap ada MUSLIMS's punya group.. n they proud of them (scroll down till 11 last pictures) bodo mena

Sunday, May 31, 2009

lagi hitam

salam

ahad, rugby lagi

so sangat panas

hitam n pening

huhu

tapi for sure best

curtin touch tournament best

lupa nk ckp, team aku kalah

haha

:D

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Learn from Friends.

salam,
this week is the presentation week. forced to wear smart. haha

so me, as a teacher, present about "the suez canal", as i got some sunburnt, i said that i had vacation at midle east and visit the suez canal there. :P so...

yesterday:

before the presentation begin, all of us were extra-energetic. (throwing shoe parody)

i learnt bout Swine Flu from Kip Loong,

september 11 from sepehr

Fugu from AhPat

Barrack Obama from KaPiaw

London Sewage from KahSeng

Aliens from CheeLing

Dressing style from Daniel Lim

Blogging from Dhimas

Ultimate Frisbee from Daniel Su

Best of Malaysia from HyanPing

Chlaymidia from YouUng

pic with AhPat (that jacket i borrowed from Daniel Lim coz the room temp so low)

today :

Reality show from Darrold

Excess Light from Anders

Chemical test on animal from YinnXi

Hero from Melvin

Mistakes men did to women during courtship from Brenda

(brenda persuasive pose... candid)

Online Shoping from Christine

Love VS money from Alyssa

end~

the next session is next week, few more students left. good luck to those who havent present yet. we did, and ur time is coming. hahahaha

Sunday, May 24, 2009

dark weekend

Sabtu-day,
5.40am - jingga ajk cycling dgn beskal baru nya
5.45am - jingga ade prob, dia kena balik. haha
6.45am - telah cycling smpi hujung Kg Pulau Melayu, then makan mee jawa yg SEDAP MENA
7.45am - cycling blik Curtin Village, tmpt aku tinggal.

then buang masa ~~

4.30pm - habis masak nasi goreng dengan Saifuddin (lunch n dinner)
5.00pm - cycling ke kampus, main bola tampar sama rakan2 (team saya mmg terer even teamate ada yg rendah, jari benggak, bahu sakit, 1 perempuan, blur2compare ngan oppenent yg org2nya tinggi ngan semangat kesukanan hahaha)
6.30pm - cycling blik C.Village
7.00pm - buang masa~~

Ahad-day

7.00am - Pergi Rugby Rhainos 10's (rhainos tu team rugby miri)

12.30pm - unch break pergi makan cendol
1.00pm - sambung rugby
5.00pm - game habes, makan kat rasa segar, balik (rugby = curtin menang 2nd runner up)
7.00pm - naik bas pergi makan n main bowling free(anjuran E-Fact)
10.00pm - pulang ke kampus, btw, bowling kumpulan aku runner up, Jengga (104),kash (110),aku(101),salam(86).
11.00pm - ZZZ

So skang sgt la hitam. hitam xpe, xbes dia pedih after sunburn. pedih2. huhu. luka2 dilutut, Bahu n lutut telah menjadi sengal-sengal otot.
n xleh upload gmba, tenet slow, ade kat facebook kot nti budak2 tag

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Hujung Cermin

da habes main game ni "mirror's edge" yg di donlot di rumah time cuti summer haritu lalu jatuh cinta sama OST nya

lagu xbes mane, sbb game dia bes gila kot. tapi main kat laptop member n pc member

thus i want to kudos Dhimas for the VAIO n Kash for his PC.

tanpa korang nyer alat2 canggih itu, saya x mampu nk men game itu, haha

lagu n lyric nya

btw,tgh syok dgr OST. tak tau pehal

startrek

rekuen apentah

WallE

Sunday, May 17, 2009

future investment

kenapa future investment?

1st - last weekend, i went for kursus pra-perkahwinan anjuran Curtin Islamic Society.
bayar rm20, then dpt sijil dari JAKIM. kakak n abg dirumah ckp kalau ambil sjil pra-kawin kat tmpt lain the price will be rm80 ++. so amek kat sini jimat sikit, plus sijil pra-kahwin tu bukan nk expired pon. (mcm dlm cerita action2, di mana surat2 mereka akan self-destruct dlm masa bebrapa minit)

over all, kursus tu macam kursus baru blaja agama je. semua benda kita da tau. but abg n kakak ckp lagi " kursus tu mmg camtu sbb, kat luar sana byk org kita tak tau pasal basic2 agama ni"

patut la modul kursus camtu.

ok back to topic.(future investment)

2nd - calculation aku betul! aku berjaya menjimatkan uang dgn byar rm20 utk mkan sepanjang weekend. sabtu dan ahad. sedap pulak tu.

the best part is, we got breakfast,then morning tea session, then lunch. tapi makanan sure lebih berlambak2 so bole tapaw smpi mlm. xbasi jgn risau, if basi, im not here typing on this blog. da mati lama da. wakaka

kudos azureen alya sbb bagi mkanan sedap2. woot woot~~

apart from that, kerja byk gila time ni. org srwk ckp BANYAK MENA.
tapi xpe, lagi kita ckp kita busy, maknanya kita ada byk masa << quote afiq mokhtar.

lagi satu, ada dlm ceramah kat tv dia ckp : lelaki punya halkum tu sbnrnya sbgi filter supaya lelaki xckp lepas mcm perempuan. haha. tatau ah. pastu org tu ckp lagi, klau laki ni ckp lepas, da lama semua jatuh talak. talak 30juta pon bole sampai. << dia ckp bukan saya yg ckp.

tips from internet
HOW TO LOOK BUSY???
1. Never walk without a document in your hands
2. Use computers to look busy
3. Messy desk
4. Voice Mail
5. Looking Impatient and Annoyed
6. Leave the office late
7. Creative Sighing for Effect
8. Stacking books n files Strategy
9. Build Vocabulary
10. Have 2 Jackets or always leave one in office

11. MOST IMPORTANT: Do not forward this tips toyour boss.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Jerebu

getting worse.

sakit tekak (may 12)

esok impromptu speech (may 13)

camne?

da telan mcm2 da ubat. tradisional smpi modern. (doa2)
p/s dalila kasi ubat (dia ngada2 suruh kudos dia, hambekk.. kiki )

smbil baca history Suez canal.

panjang la pulok!

tenet slow, tapi FREE!

lapar... tapi x lapar sgt. biasa2. tapi mahu rasa mahu makan. :D

da dpt helmet cycling! murah :D

"

JOKE !! what do you call a pony with a sore throat ?

a little horse " << style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;color:blue;" >A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor.

She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down.

He gets out his light and says, "Open wide".

"I can't," replies the blonde, "the chair's fitted with arms."!
"
what blonde is blonde. is it?

Sunday, May 10, 2009

I survived

aku survived weekend with almost 0 money! actually since 2 days before weekend. haha

tips2 nya adalah :

saya join program Art of Leadership di sekolah menengah riam. jadi fasilitator atau pemudah cara,bak kata nazri. dlm program ni kami budak2 curtin jadi fasi, dan meng'fasi' ketua dan penolong darjah pada hari sabtu.

main2 je program ni. x disangka ada mkan2 laks. seperti minum pagi, mkan tgh hari, minum ptg.
makanan2 itu telah mengajak saya utk pergi sesi hari ahad. :D

dan saya survived!

team saya berjaya menyiapkan menara belon paling tinggi,
student2 kena tiup belon, then lekat2 pakai salotep utk jadikan menara, tapi tgn2 student diikat kebelakang. 5 tingkat team saya punya! yeah. team lain. hehe. 2 tingkat kot. :D

tapi, team saya dpt 2nd over all. tapi ok la! haha. nice2 (kalau ada sape2 budak sekolah men Riam baca blog ni, ckp carolina rugi x dtg hari ahad)

gambar x boleh nk upload sbb tenet x support. thanks all. bye.

tapi this week ada beli basikal. murah je. basikal lain lagi mahal. tapi ckup la. cycling hari2. xkurus2 pon. heh.

lagi satu, xdpt nk join budak2 madid nyer RE-U. aaaaaa.... sangat x301.9 rugi. huhu. xdpt dating ngan kekasih2 lama. hmmm

Saturday, May 2, 2009

jalan-jalan malaysia

last tuesday, me and dhimas, we went to kuching to holiday and visit our friends.

*this is Dhimas, Millionaire from Indonesia

there was abg lan and his sister going to Kuching too.


*me and my luggage. action macam tgu baggage

we stayed at melvin's parent house. :D

it was so nice. the house was like a honda show room.

*heee all honda inside

we arrived kuching at 7pm. melvin took us, the house was near to airport, just 10 minutes by car, 30 minutes by walk.

the next morning, we went to Brenda's parent house.at Muara Tabuan, to pick her up.

then we went straight to Siburan to meet Kip Loong,

then we went to Jong Croc Farm, 1km from Kip Loong house.

*them, while walking to the croc jumping show

Kip Loong was a very good guider, he like memorized all the Croc farm's schedule

we watched jumping croc.


they looks like lizard when jumping

then few other animals there such as big fish, arapaima, birds, and this.

to be eaten by crocs maybe. got piglet behind

then we all went to few beaches in Kuching.

we were unclucky once when Kip Loong anser got stuck in sand.

got few people around us, and just WATCHING. thanks.

we almost push it out by ourselve, but lucky 2 boys came and helped us. thanks.

after that, we went to Cat Museume, just to waste our time. and it was nice.

then we passed by Amalina's parent house :D at taman sukma. she brought us to Swee Kang, or Ah Kang.

there got lots of nice dessert such as ABC and got a drink named whitelady, i dont try it, nvrmnd, next time maybe :D

then i ordered 2 ABC. amalina treated us! hehehe

the round about which is the-must-take-pic spot

that night, we all watched Xmen.

then next morning,thursday, we met our shopping expert, Brenda. she brought us to few shopping malls.

i didnt buy anything that day as my beloved CIMB bank server was down. thanks for saving my money. :D

then on friday, we prepared and went back to miri and act like normal people that we used to be. haha

brenda pick us up to airport.thank you


otw

btw, we met Ali in Kuching, my classmate which is rarely can be seen in class.


want candy? too late. :D

Thanks everyone for making our trip to Kuching, Superb. :D


us in MAS

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Kucing miri pengajar erti keberanian

haritu ade sorang mamat ensem, nama dia Mahfuz.

dia ckp kat aku pasal ade org ckp kat dia pasal "kucing miri"

ya! mmg kucing miri byk membantu

xsangsi lagi, mengajar erti keberanian.

suara nya yg lunak. hati nya yg jinak. huh.. jinak apenye kau si kucing miri.

mata tajam. bermacam macam. air liur masam (xpenah try ok)

abes~~

btw, kat sini skang ni jerebu. curtin perth pon xde fog snow. curtin miri ade fog!! yeah! we are better.

mahfuz ckp "nk dgr lawak sengal x?" "ade org ckp kat aku, anjing kat miri ni "kucing miri"

bersepah2 anjing kat sini, dari besa sampai kecik, dari umur 1 hari smpi la ke umur 3 tahun 11bulan 3 hari. semua jenis pon ade. lame2 aku pon berani!!

Saturday, April 25, 2009

BBQ

last Thursday, we had a BBQ party.

organizer : 2E3 students.

location : BoonXi's n Christine's hosue

time : 6pm - 10pm app

before study freeweek (now is freeweek) we planned a BBQ party.

it flowed nicely as we planned. Sorry BoonXi, ur theme Pajama wasnt successful

btw, i got funny moment when a african lady suddenly came in and asked me

"am i invited?" at the same time, she went inside the house like it was her event.

then i told her that "sorry, it is our class party" everyone was weird. i scared that if we allow her, she will invite her frens. who knows? their unexpected :P

no pics. sorry, my cam having rest, im going to take those pics from Christine later. thanks.

however. it was nice and the marinade was superbly delicious!

happy holiday

Saturday, April 18, 2009

perbincangan ilmiah bersama afiq mokhtar siri 2

part 1

afiq : a
syafiq : s
tajul : t

a : kalau kau pipit, kau masih nk truskan niat utk terbang bersama helang?

s : xyah a. wat je la kje pipit. terbang wat mampos je

t : aku manusia.

a & s : bole x ikut soklan?

t : aku terbang gak ngan helang

s : buat keja booe je, nti mati kne ngap

t : bende2 camni yg membuatkan manusia x maju

a : so camne?

s : helang terbang tinggi, tapi xleh msuk lubang2 kecil2. so ade advantage gak.

a : aah en.. ok jom solat zohor.


habes~~

then ptg sabtu gi pekan miri. tgok pc fair. men boling. aku men 1 game. diorang sume men 2 game. diorang adalah afiq, buchik, sofia, n late comers : safiq, azam.

mase diorang men boling. aku dok usha ade satu family ni, kakak ni macam da dewasa sikit, bawak satu family including nenek & atuk kot, all of them men boling, sangat fun. gelak2. atuk n nenenk tu masih kuat. men boling tapi ntahape2 je la. but ok ape. to have fun, diorang amek2 gmba. haha. bes je nmpk. lpas abes game boling diorang, diorang gi meja pool lak. try2 men pool ngan bola putih tu, bergaya2 amek gmba. atuk n nenek tu skali. haha. bes je tgok. rindu keluarga dirumah. haha

then mkan kat restaurant. restaurant mahal. afiq belanja. besday dia kata. haha thanks afiq!

:)

BTW, AFIQ NK SHARE INFO, TAPI DIA XDE BLOG. DIA CKP

"KAT PARKSON 2ND FLOOR ATAU BAHASA MELAYU TINGKAT 3 ADE SURAU. CARI KAT TMPT BUDAK2"

kudos afiq

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Besday

hari ni 16 april besday aku

so this morning i entered the class. everyone sang me besday song. i tot thats the end

but then, suddenly, on afternoon, i went cafeteria, just finish my pray.

then they all (my classmate were there), i saw box of tissue on the table

i tot there was a cake inside, i sat in front of it, then they sang me again a besday song,

everyone at cafe heard that, then they brought out a big thick chocolate secret recipe cake.

wow! i was so amazed. haha. then they Dhimas asked me to take the tissue out,

coz we usually eat using tissue instead of plate. but then! got an earphone inside.

i tot it was for my Sony ericsson, but then it was a all new Sony walkman MP3 player. wow!

i sat down quietly. speechless. fuhh, u guys really made my day! then ammar n koyot came n bought me a very nice grape taste ice blended! thanks again all.

thanks to mom n dad. bro n sis. and thanks to all 2E3 students. and few others student. ammar n koyot. all all of my frens.

here some pics.
cant put pics here. internet too slow. nvrmnd
fb pic
http://www.facebook.com/p.php?i=577770099&k=R6CUP4PR4XXM5DFBVEZYTV


thanks all

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

perbincangan ilmiah bersama afiq mokhtar siri 1

afiq : a
syafiq(aku) : s

a : syafiq, ape bende paling kau sayang/suka?

s : family.

a : then?

s : diri sendiri

a : kawan2?

s : lain2.. hahaha

a : kau ni self centred la.

s : abes tu?

a :bende kau pling xsuka

s : kau(dgn laju dan lancar mnjwab soklan)

a : merajuk*

s : hahaha... ntahape2...

so ape ilmiah dia aku pon tatau

Sunday, April 5, 2009

semua ada di sini.

saya telah mendecide utk link ke sini saja

sbb klau aku tulis sndri pon, xleh upload gba coz tenet too slow. 

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

kurus atau tua?

http://www.bharian.com.my/Current_News/BH/Thursday/Dunia/20090402065254/Article/index_html

kelas2

Sunday, March 22, 2009

prank termahal so far

last nite ktrg prank ammar as besday dia hari ni

idea ni fresh dtg time mao gosok2 baju n stokin kotor dia dlm jamban

e : encik musa / ayh nina

a : ammaraziz

1st call

e : hello, ni ammar ke?

a : ye, ni siapa?

e : ni ayh syazlina

a : oh, ni laksamana mus.. eh encik laksamana musa ke?

e : ye, kamu berkawan ngan ank sy ke?

a : oh, kami makwe pakwe, ank encik yg ngorat sy

e : awak tau x umur dia brape? 15, dia nk belaja jugak sy nk ank sy berjaya

a : minta maaf la encik. xde yg lebih cantik dr ank encik

bla bla bla

e : lagi satu, sy dpt surat dr bank pasal kredit kad, ade shirt n boxer laki

a : oh tu hadiah besday ank encik kasi

e : ke awak minta? awak jgn tpu, sy percaya ank sy

a : sy x minta, sy x tipu.

e : mahal tu semua

a : brape encik?

e : awak xperlu la tau.

bla bla bla

e : ok la, sy warn awak last ni, jgn la kacau ank sy lg

drop

then ktrg call nina sruh nina call

nina call ammar, ckp pasal daddy dia da tau pasal mereka.

i called
Syazlina Musa: then ckp
Syazlina Musa: amar,
Syazlina Musa: then buat suara cam sedih2
Syazlina Musa: hhahah
Syazlina Musa: amar papa dah tau semua
Syazlina Musa: then he was like " hah? td tu betul ke ? nina betul ke tadi tu papa nina? td amar dah main2kn dia "
Syazlina Musa is typing a message.
Syazlina Musa: HHAHAHHAA

bapak dia da tgok mesej2 yg ade dll. then suddenly, call terputus. then ktrg call ammar blik

e : hello! sy ckp ape td?

a : jgn kacau ank encik lg

e : abestu? xsmpi sejam pon sy warn awak

a : sy minta maaf encik

e : awak minta je maaf, buat xde

a : tp ank encik yg call sy

e : awak jgn kurang ajr nk tipu sy, ank sy da msuk tidor pkul 1030 td.

bla bla bla

e : sy nk awak pulang kan hadiah2 tu

a : baju ngan boxer da pakai, so nk basuh ke x?

e : xkan awak nk kasi sy busuk? basuh dlu, next week sy nk da smpi

a : baik encik

bla bla bla

e : sy mlas nk marah awak, happy besday, anda terkena pgilan hanget

ammar then blur

then ktrg attack rumah ammar, ammar di simbah2 pelbagai air n inlcluding telur last 2 sem

then, interrogate amar sket, dia ckp. mle2 cam xcaye, skali lpas nina call, trus caye
"jadi la korang buat"

haha.

watak2

idea asal : mao

encik musa/ tukang cakap : kash

script writer n words generator : aku

pensupport 1 : nina

pensupport lain2 : semua warga village

yang terkena : ammar aziz

oh lupa nk explain apsal prank termahal, sbb ktrg call amar pki skype, no dia 0309 appear kat hp, but kne bayar la!!! nsib baik si kash tu bru pulang dr france, ade balance2

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Curtin Islamic Society family day.

selepas berkali2 punya meeting, eh meetings, ahernya hari yg dimeeting kan pon smpi. CIS family day atau pon lbih bagus frens day. sbb semua kawan2. xde family pon, kenex yg da kawen pon xde anak lagi, so, semua nya masih belum berfamily sndri.

Saya,(ala2 ikrar) telah dilantik utk menjadi comittee hari tu. jadi Coordinator, ataupon memberi coordinate yg betul kepada member2 lain agar mereka xsalah jln.

silap, anda tertipu. haha. coordinator kerja dia make sure events start on time. bukan on air. sbb kami xbole terbang, kalau bole mesti da buat on air. lawak bodoe yg xjadi disitu.

ok, then event start dlm pukul 10pagi waktu malaysia.(macam ade org alaska je yg bace blog bahse melayu ni.wakaka)
tapi comitte kne kumpul awal 2 jam. not a prob at all. breakfast disediakan. sedap. kuih karipap dia sgt sedap. aku tapaw 3 bgkus, lebih2 ok. xcuri


*berusaha naikkan banner, venue asal tmpt lain, ahernya kat campus, but its ok.

then event mula ngan game "campus zoo". manusia2 diberi kad randomly dan dikehendaki cari rakan se-binatang dgn buat gaya insted of sounds.

then game no 1 : copy cat. atau kopi kucing. haha. mangkok. xde la. main dia = hantar wakil, dpt arahan, buat gaya, teammate teka.

game no 2 : blup! main nyanyi2

then lunch break n solat zohor. lunch sedap. satu kapla dlm 8 hengget. woah!.
masa makan ktrg nyanyi lagu happy besday utk mao.

then game 3 : creamy ape ntah. main = pair, kne ikat tgn kat blkg.both atas tapak tgn ade biskut cap ayam tak sedap, then letak cream. so mensuap2 la utk makan

*amer dan krim


*popuan2 dari Maldives except yg bju coklat tu, nk cover ayu dia xnk usha camera. wakaka

then game 4 : cari brg dlm tepung.


*joe dan tepung
each person kena basuh muka dgn air before msuk tepung. wakaka.


*killer berlagak solehah

game last : treasure hunt/amazing race/explore race/rempit race. haha. xde la, kne tipu lagi.

then kol 4 end. bagi2 hadiah.


*the very winner of the day

sangat2 terharu bila lihat kawan2 bermain dgn semangat, walaupon just simple games.

habes. btw, bape byk korang kne tipu dlm post ni?

btw lagi skali, biar pun ianya seronok, tapi saya nmpk bahawasanya beberapa org tiak hadir. sgt sadis. berilah support n contoh yg bagus, klau anda x buat, sape lagi? saya? saya pemalas. wakaka. klau saya pemalas xde la aku ade kat situ, so saya xpemalas. awak tu pemalas.
kata amer : semua enjoy, yg penting quality, bukan quantity

post ni sudah cuba di post 3 hari lalau, tapi tenet lag sgt.


WE ARE FAMILY
*klau btol la family, mati mak bapak jaga ank yg byk dan bermacam2 karenah