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Friday, October 30, 2009

communication skill

saja2 buhsan2. so, i wrote some tips how to tell a person that u are not believe in him/her. find which is close to your profession.

cara org statistic ckp : aku xleh nk percaya kau sbb, only first quartile ngan 3rd quartile of your phrase can be trusted, the rest all bullshit. so every 2.4 words, the will be a lie between em. so all over after looking on the null hypothesis i made earlier, i cant believe in u, ur lie mean support the null.

cara org physic ckp : the longer you speak, it is like the light penetrating lens and mirrors, the more u talk, the true facts in ur words become further, smaller and diminished. even worse, it become unreal.

cara org medic ckp : it is not like i dont want to hear your story, it is like your mouth full with cavities. i cant even stand it when u open your mouth. it is like im getting nausea straight away from the begining of your speech. if i stand longer, i have the potential having otitis interna or labyrinthitis in the next 5 minutes.

cara org insuran ckp : i think u might need insurance for every words u deliver. u might get punch in the end of the phrase.

btw, mr moore punya documentary mmg membuka mata, sapa la mr moore msia agaknya, si petra kah?

5 comments:

DeklinDot said...

deklindot likes this..hahahaha

husna afifi said...

to many input get at one time..confiuse!

ihsan_huhu said...

una: confiuse (confuse slang scottish hahah)

Abdul.Fatah.Firdaus said...

kau golongan mana?

eis said...

nice one.
wt aq t'senyum sorg2.
hahaha.