Easter dan ANZAC

salam. salam sejahtera dan salam 1milkyway

orang sume stock blog pasal cuti. aku pon nak a gak. x aci a. orang len update. aku bace je. xupdate. ni yg emo ni. AAAaaaa

k la. bye

tapi..

hari tu pegi rottnest island ^^

ada byk quoka! dia byk cam kera kat msia, tapi x annoying cam korang.. mksd aku kera2 tu la. silap. kasi makan pon comel je dia makan. tapi jgn kasi tau orang rottnest. nti kena saman byk woo @.@

pulau ni dia maintain natural. xde urbanisasi pon kat situ, so dont expect theme park ke ape ke, tapi ada byk la binatang2 liar. tapi binatang2 tu x takut dgn orang. so tgh lepak2. nti ada biawak lalu la. merak la. quoka la. awek2 hot la. nk xnk. kena la tgok. haihh

berbekalkan iman dan taqwa dan basikal. aku dan beberapa kawan pon cycling la dgn happy nyer ke sana sini. since diorang sewa basikal pulau, basikal x power... hahaha

btw, tadi gua kerja angkat barang oh. angkat punya angkat. sekali..

barang habes diangkat. tadaa!

kaki gatal nk main futsal. tapi sini xda orang men. nk tanya2 orang pon buat diri sndri cam bodoh. orang bukan nk reply pon.

lagi.. emm.. PEGI lah rottnest. bes! worth it!

btw, tadi time duduk2 kat bus stand. ade satu kereta kelabu lalu. dalam tu ada nmpk cam awek pakai tudung merah. dia bye bye. gaya dia bye bye tu cam kawan baik gila. tapi.. mana ada kat sini. haha siapa ya??

oh, smlm hujan lebat, xtutup tingkap.. abes laptop basah kuyup. da la x off. hu hu hu. alhamdulillah masih okay. so kawang2. jgn lupa off laptop

Laptop

rasanya, masuk 2011 ni, umur laptop pon cecah la 6 tahu (rasanya)

haha.. dlu ada kawan pakai laptop lebih kurang camni a. nama dia kenx. tapi dia pakai tu istri dia nyer..

da nk beranak da pon istri dia. weeee... selamat beranak dgn jayanya. jgn kasi nama ank dgn nama PM skang ni.takut badi tu nti dia terbawa2. klau popuan, jgn la kasi nama bini dia tu. karang, abes harta mak bapak dia buat joli sakan.

tapi time kawan tu pakai. screen laptop dia jadi problem woo. makin lama byk byk line kelabu appear. until satu point ni. line dia byk gila smpai da x patut dipanggil line, kita panggil lines.

i called his laptop "adidas" sbb berstripe2 kan. but.. i think now it is my turn.. da ade line jugak da. tapi satu line. kecik je kat hujung screen..

DEAR LINE, JGN KO BERTAMBAH ATAU MEMBESAR. THX!

sayang laptop ni. hari tu ko kena virus, skang ko kena line2 ni plaks.. susah nk jaga awek tua ni..

kap ba ra kap tan

salam. sume orang nk berjaya kan?

A dan B. A study macam haram. B study macam halam, intermediate between haram dgn halal

tapi tup tap. kluar result. result B extremely lah power compared to A

padahal A tu da study macam ape dah. OH MAI KOT!

doa dah, solat dah, tawakal pon dah. tapi camtu gak

so ape masalah dia? B study rilek2 je. tengok bola. main bola. lepak sana sini. tapi result dia okay.

camtu a kisah dia. xde la. kadang2 kita ni study kuat2 . berkat xde xguna jugak

berkat a yg kita nk sbnrnya kan. ckp byk2 pon takguna. korang hebat2 kot.

ckp berkat je. 20 dalil kluar. klau aku. 5 je kluar. 3 dhaif. 2 je boleh pakai

haha.

so beringt lah ye. ntah2. mknan kita yg kita x abes pastu kita buang tu la yg mengandungi zat2 utk kasi korang dapat A sume unit, part tu la yg nk kasi korang bahagia dunia akhirat. tapi part tu korang buang. xappreciate. kenyang dapat tapi berkat tadak. buat apa?

kurang kan lah pembaziran. membazir tu kan amalan syaitan. kalau kita membazir. setan nk buat apa? xkan setan nk gi uni laks. sian gak la kat dia. so kasi la dia buat ape yg dia reti.

kita buat la ape kita reti. sng je

-beberapa soalan cadangan untuk diri sendiri-

time tidor perlu ke lampu? rasanya x. so tutup lampu.

perlu selimut tebal2 pastu pasang aircond kuat2. xperlu dah kot. da besar da.

perlu ke pegi kenduri amek sume lauk. makan half je sbb nk jaga standard? hmm.. ongkaya2 pon xbuat benda tu

sukahati aku la byk duit boleh bayar, byk org lagi kaya dari aku, tapi byk jugak orang lagi miskin, so sedekah la duit2 extra tu.

perlu ke aku tulis panjang lagi? hidup masing2 da ckup panjang utk dapat pengajaran sndri :D

perluka kawin 4 klau 1 da ckup? haaa! part ni aku tatau lagi.

pesanan utk diri sendiri je ni.

so whats up with the erection?

sorry, election..

sarawak election... we can see, most city areas in Sarawak go to PR while all the country parts go to BN

u know what? okay. lemme tell you!!!!

and this is a secret. please bare this in mind

this is not a secret. so since it is a secret. i dont think im gonna share it with you

ya la! coz it is a secret. if i tell u. it wont be a secret anymore..

secret NOMORE!

okay. okay.

have u ever heard of conspiracy theory? about the end of the world, dajjal comes etc.. if u havent seen the arrival. u shouldnt go and see to understand these secrets. coz they are not related at all!!!!!!!

they chose what ever meet their need. so

first they see Party Rocket. then they say

"wattahek is this ? is a new kind of tree or what? but it is not gree. it is red and yellow! its a curse to our forest. aaaaa"

then they see Moon Party

im not gonna quote about this because, try to think logically, if they dont know about the rocket, how on earth it is possible to reach the moon without rocket?

so they dont know about the moon la actually nk ckp sbb tatau kewujudan rocket.

and finally! they see the balance party

"wah! this is good. it gives us things that we need. bla bla bla"

my advice : dear MoonParty, change ur flag when trying to get to the rural area people. change to something more useful. such as cawat or sumpit.

grammar go die. hahaha. xdapat apply jadi PR a camni

Oh yeah! so wassup with today?

today is 4^2 / 4

i was a sperm 21 years and 9 months ago..

from that tiny mini miny mo crature (since JB is coming to m'sia, so lets give him credit)

ended (not end yet la tapi) up this round big like this.

at least i experienced being thin before. and it is cool. coz

less fat = cool! more fat = hotter, easy to get sweat etc.

talking bout cool. ive a friend here, is his room, he put the silly square fat perfectly on the window, and when he turn it on, the breeze that coming tru is soooo nice, macam aircond!

but end up in the morning, we are all freezing like staying in freezer for 22 months.... cakap macam pernah buat je B-)

facebook? fb chatting is not the best, yet it is good. it makes my lazy ass become lazy dumb ass. i just forgot how a ass can get dumber day by day. but the fact is, the ass just forgot how to move its muscle, so that i can stand. end up sitting in front of the laptop/pc for 1 or 2 hours doing nthg!

see profile picture, that is just the neck, the lower u go, the bigger it get! haha. i wonder if it is real. my stomach and my other lower parts are overflowing on the floor i guess.

(omg.. tanak akuuuu)

btw, greet some fancy anonymous, sometimes they are much more friendly than those u already knew.

dear japanese, please decrease the amount of porn production and sex business, and hopefully, the amount of earthquake will be decreased too.

know can do. dont know still can do.

we dont know but we did coz we think we can.

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=10150169076953415&comments

mari ber belog lagi

okay. first of all. im not at full health today.

so many things happened last week.

and like always , lab sessions were suck! sucked till the front part goes inside. yet, im still happying myself around.

i just installed my awesome chrome with "blog this!" application. though it sounds cool, it is kinda cool. i think this apps is twitter-like.

my roommate is studying right damn now. before and after this for sure.

tests were okay (i guess)...

GLEE is getting stupid. more towards homo relationship and stuff. and more male-to-male kissing scene.

pity japan, pity libya, pity sarawak, pity others too

aha! this one might be interesting. since this is my first time living in 4 season country, so, here it begin the coolnesss..

i cycled to campus yesterday. and by the time i arrive campus, both my palms were freezing to death. maybe because of the early morning condition, and like always, awesome to cycle at night.

dont forget this vid!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zulEMWj3sVA

it is huge and nice.. i mean the song

who else is still blogging? most of the people have change their path to vlog.

twitter. lets twitter and ignore the lecture.

whatever it is. byebye!