to be or not to be

to be or not to be is same like to shit or not to shit. either u want ur stomach to continuously in pain or u press the shit in vain but u get the rest after.

okay. since i arrived here. my legs keep giving me bloody moment. few days ago, i accidentally step on one of the nails used on the floor carpet. blood 1 - no-blood 0

then day after. went to a friend house. i was about the go inside the house then again, suddenly my foot landed on a very hard fruit. damn fruit. but this time blood 1 - no-blood 1

and finally. went to play rugby. the field has a very comfort and green grass. however. i really mess up my leg after i tried to make a touch down. so blood 2 - no-blood 1..

blood win! yeay

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last week, a friend asked me "kau nk jadi ketua umno sini x?"

wahaha. what kind of question is that? i havent answer.

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in this house (the house that im currently staying), they have 1 rule.

those who cook must washed the ware that they use. in my opinion, the rule is some kinda stupid. the person already tired after cooking. yet he have to washed the items he used. i ask them y, they say to make it fair. for me, why dont the last person wash the things? the last person who take ayam masak merah from kuali wash the kuali. if you dont want wash. much more easier.

and then a married person said " mmg macam tu lah, kamu da kawen pon nti camtu"

the hell! i really dont understand how can he said thing such as that. i really thought that teamwork is much more important in marriage. he said "isteri masak, and mmg la dia basuh"

kepala hotak dia. igt bini kuli ke ape.

no wonder in our family, one of the best topic to discuss is "family kita lain"

we like to spend times with other family. and yet, we like to compare.

Perth so far

so far, panas. baru ada 1 kali saja yg mendung. nikmat yang amat.

ibarat macam nk shut down computer. tapi time dia tanya "restart ? shutdown? sleep? "

time tu korang tekan shift lama2. nti ada kluar "hibernate" fuhh~ nikmat

aritu pi crabbing. dapat 4 ekor ketam jer. noob~

pastu last week pi memanc.. (memanc-ing, imbuhan ing tu menunjukkan perbuatan). dapat byk ikan!!! satu baldi. satu ketam besar (yg da terlepas balik) pastu ade 2 ekor dolphin datang. syok. kasi2 diorang makan. bummer punya dolphin.

okeh okeh. tapi quite best part nyer adalah, kawan2 miri ada datang sini untuk graduation ceremony, agak gempak la jugak compare to miri punya. ramai orang datang. agak2nya klau time tu ada buat ceremony panggil hujan, boleh berkesan kot. hohoho

hmm.. selain da hitam. saya juga sudah dapat printer. dapat lepas diorang dapat duit. pastu dapat printer.

tapi tapi

aritu gi UWA. pergh! awesome gila uni dia. epic. macam ala2 uni zaman2 dolu2. rasa cam nk berangan ada chamber secret yg belum dijumpai kat uni. mmg epic a uni diorang. bes. nk masuk pintu surau pon ada security code. tapi lock dia style zaman tok adam punya. cool gak la. nti klau korang gi perth. xyah datang curtin. datang uwa. sbb diorang punya tmpt lagi osem.

lets get the ass moving

aha! blogging from perth is not cool. panas la jugak

gamba dia betol2 macam dalam google maps. rumput2 stok kuning dan x bermaya

so far. macam biase a. kenal2 dgn org. timing bagus jugak a. ade budak2 jpa dalam 40 orang baru datang

so aku join je a program2 yg telah diplan untuk duirang. layanzz

benda free. join je a. bukannya ade ape2 pon nk buat dekat2 ni.

sbb xde benda nk buat la bukak blog yg da lame gila tersadai ni. wakakaka

thanks for wishes and sayonaras..

btw, aritu kat area near lcct. ade babi besar gila. so to indian out there yg nk makan besar.silalah tangkap dan mkan

Ke-raja-an

Still, ron 95 masih dibeli oleh Singaporean.

tak caye? mai Johor la. wa tunjuk ketepek kat muka lu

ape ni ke-raja-an kita ni, diorang amek action yg aku rase x berapa nk pandai

student, ada student pass exam sbb blaja, ade student pass exam sbb tiru, yet, still pass

so, negara kita ni, ada contoh keliling.. Brunei tu, kita masuk negara dia, ada beberapa je petrol pump yang boleh isi kereta2 foreigner..

lantak korang la kalau x isi awal2..

ini negara kita, buat itu ini atas kertas, yang tukang pam minyak nyer bangla, mampus diorang kesah ape..

tu pasal aku ckp ke-raja-an kita x berapa nk pandai.

so, everytime aku nampak Singaporean isi Ron95, aku amek gamba,

cuba korang try pulak.. and for sure, korang akan nampak air muka that Singaporean berubah.

Kita x boleh salahkan Singaporean.

sbb, diorang tu opportunist, cuma mengambil peluang yang ada

y not? benda depan mata.

yang salahnya kita la.

sape suruh tak tax awal2 before masuk.

kalau tax awal2, diorang isi ker, xisi ker, lantak diorang

xisi, sendiri rugi.

(orang orang atas mmg la xrasa apa2, diorang perut da buncit penuh duit segala matawang dunia, kita rakyat yang menderita)

btw, aku nak sgt ckp ni,

yang tak rude tu, Welcome to Malaysia.

yang rude plak, pergi ke neraka!

pasal KTM. terpampang sana sini ckp "KTM menyambut ulangtahun ke 125"

kiranya da berkhidmat since 1986.

kalau 125 tapi performance macam tu. xpayah kecoh2 sangat.

tengok shikansen Jepun, beroperasi since 1999.

tapi kalau berlumba, dari johor ke KL,

KTM jalan 2 jam awal pon si jepun tu leh kejar balik punya.

macam x worth, kl-penang naik flite dalam 1hour.

tapi naik train 7jam! come on, sepatutnya, dalam 3-4 hours je dah la.

kami pengguna pon xde la addicted sgt nk naik lama-lama

sempena terbakarnya 1 kepala keretapi KTM, harap2 KTM improve sume terus.

at least improve schedule! schedule tak pernah nk sharp. haih... ape2 lah.

kerajaan ditulis dalam bentuk ke-raja-an adalah untuk memperbetulkan sebutan masyarakat melayu dan untuk menambahkan epic ketika membaca