pengikut para buang masa

Monday, April 18, 2011

kap ba ra kap tan

salam. sume orang nk berjaya kan?

A dan B. A study macam haram. B study macam halam, intermediate between haram dgn halal

tapi tup tap. kluar result. result B extremely lah power compared to A

padahal A tu da study macam ape dah. OH MAI KOT!

doa dah, solat dah, tawakal pon dah. tapi camtu gak

so ape masalah dia? B study rilek2 je. tengok bola. main bola. lepak sana sini. tapi result dia okay.

camtu a kisah dia. xde la. kadang2 kita ni study kuat2 . berkat xde xguna jugak

berkat a yg kita nk sbnrnya kan. ckp byk2 pon takguna. korang hebat2 kot.

ckp berkat je. 20 dalil kluar. klau aku. 5 je kluar. 3 dhaif. 2 je boleh pakai

haha.

so beringt lah ye. ntah2. mknan kita yg kita x abes pastu kita buang tu la yg mengandungi zat2 utk kasi korang dapat A sume unit, part tu la yg nk kasi korang bahagia dunia akhirat. tapi part tu korang buang. xappreciate. kenyang dapat tapi berkat tadak. buat apa?

kurang kan lah pembaziran. membazir tu kan amalan syaitan. kalau kita membazir. setan nk buat apa? xkan setan nk gi uni laks. sian gak la kat dia. so kasi la dia buat ape yg dia reti.
kita buat la ape kita reti. sng je

-beberapa soalan cadangan untuk diri sendiri-

time tidor perlu ke lampu? rasanya x. so tutup lampu.

perlu selimut tebal2 pastu pasang aircond kuat2. xperlu dah kot. da besar da.

perlu ke pegi kenduri amek sume lauk. makan half je sbb nk jaga standard? hmm.. ongkaya2 pon xbuat benda tu

sukahati aku la byk duit boleh bayar, byk org lagi kaya dari aku, tapi byk jugak orang lagi miskin, so sedekah la duit2 extra tu.

perlu ke aku tulis panjang lagi? hidup masing2 da ckup panjang utk dapat pengajaran sndri :D

perluka kawin 4 klau 1 da ckup? haaa! part ni aku tatau lagi.

pesanan utk diri sendiri je ni.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

so whats up with the erection?

sorry, election..

sarawak election... we can see, most city areas in Sarawak go to PR while all the country parts go to BN

u know what? okay. lemme tell you!!!!

and this is a secret. please bare this in mind

this is not a secret. so since it is a secret. i dont think im gonna share it with you

ya la! coz it is a secret. if i tell u. it wont be a secret anymore..

secret NOMORE!

okay. okay.

have u ever heard of conspiracy theory? about the end of the world, dajjal comes etc.. if u havent seen the arrival. u shouldnt go and see to understand these secrets. coz they are not related at all!!!!!!!

they chose what ever meet their need. so

first they see Party Rocket. then they say
"wattahek is this ? is a new kind of tree or what? but it is not gree. it is red and yellow! its a curse to our forest. aaaaa"

then they see Moon Party
im not gonna quote about this because, try to think logically, if they dont know about the rocket, how on earth it is possible to reach the moon without rocket?
so they dont know about the moon la actually nk ckp sbb tatau kewujudan rocket.

and finally! they see the balance party
"wah! this is good. it gives us things that we need. bla bla bla"

my advice : dear MoonParty, change ur flag when trying to get to the rural area people. change to something more useful. such as cawat or sumpit.

grammar go die. hahaha. xdapat apply jadi PR a camni

Friday, April 15, 2011

Oh yeah! so wassup with today?

today is 4^2 / 4

i was a sperm 21 years and 9 months ago..

from that tiny mini miny mo crature (since JB is coming to m'sia, so lets give him credit)

ended (not end yet la tapi) up this round big like this.

at least i experienced being thin before. and it is cool. coz

less fat = cool! more fat = hotter, easy to get sweat etc.


talking bout cool. ive a friend here, is his room, he put the silly square fat perfectly on the window, and when he turn it on, the breeze that coming tru is soooo nice, macam aircond!

but end up in the morning, we are all freezing like staying in freezer for 22 months.... cakap macam pernah buat je B-)

facebook? fb chatting is not the best, yet it is good. it makes my lazy ass become lazy dumb ass. i just forgot how a ass can get dumber day by day. but the fact is, the ass just forgot how to move its muscle, so that i can stand. end up sitting in front of the laptop/pc for 1 or 2 hours doing nthg!

see profile picture, that is just the neck, the lower u go, the bigger it get! haha. i wonder if it is real. my stomach and my other lower parts are overflowing on the floor i guess.
(omg.. tanak akuuuu)

btw, greet some fancy anonymous, sometimes they are much more friendly than those u already knew.

dear japanese, please decrease the amount of porn production and sex business, and hopefully, the amount of earthquake will be decreased too.

know can do. dont know still can do.

we dont know but we did coz we think we can.

Friday, April 8, 2011

mari ber belog lagi

okay. first of all. im not at full health today.

so many things happened last week.

and like always , lab sessions were suck! sucked till the front part goes inside. yet, im still happying myself around.

i just installed my awesome chrome with "blog this!" application. though it sounds cool, it is kinda cool. i think this apps is twitter-like.

my roommate is studying right damn now. before and after this for sure.

tests were okay (i guess)...

GLEE is getting stupid. more towards homo relationship and stuff. and more male-to-male kissing scene.

pity japan, pity libya, pity sarawak, pity others too

aha! this one might be interesting. since this is my first time living in 4 season country, so, here it begin the coolnesss..

i cycled to campus yesterday. and by the time i arrive campus, both my palms were freezing to death. maybe because of the early morning condition, and like always, awesome to cycle at night.

dont forget this vid!

it is huge and nice.. i mean the song

who else is still blogging? most of the people have change their path to vlog.

twitter. lets twitter and ignore the lecture.

whatever it is. byebye!