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Thursday, March 3, 2011

jiwa muda dalam badan perempuan tua

malam 3 hari lepas. rumet oz ni, iqbar. dia kempunan sgt nk tengok movie "the king's speech"

cerita yg mng byk award to. so aku pon volunteer la nk dload kan.

so mlm tu dload a cam biase. bila bgun pagi, bgun subuh yg berapa nk awal

dalam hati dgn girang nya, nk tau da abes ke belum,

macam budak2 tunggu depan oven nk tengok roti bun da siap ke belum

mana2 la. klau rasa childhood korang suka mkan bun, cerita letak la bun,

klau cookies, letak la cookies. mana jiwa jiwa melayu, kuih raya pon boleh gak

sekali tengok jer, terpampang besar besar kat screen "virus detected"

pergh! x cool langsung. rupa2nya, tentera2 trojan ni mmg suka attack orang time tidor

terkesima aku tengok laptop dalam keadaan camtu.

da la penuh dgn askar2 trojan, laptop hang lak tu, so nk x nk. off je a. lepas da off, da xleh nk on dah.

sudah!~ so end up format je a. nasib baik the nite before ada buat backup. hoho.

tuhan telah gerakkan hati aku nk buat backup.

nasib baik dalam kita doktor M (pakar fatwa 2011) xde cakap "barang siapa yg semasa hidupnya telah diberi petunjuk untuk buat backup, maka balasan syurga utk beliau"
klau x. confirm da masuk da

okay. so, skang ni berblog masih guna laptop dlu tu. da format. dan dah pakai tingkap baru. skang i guna tingkap tujuh..

ini la dia jiwa muda dalam badan perempuan tua.

aku belai laptop ni umpama seorang perempuan, skali aritu aku buat test guna file audio ape ntah, suara laki siot laptop ni. agak kecewa la. nasib baik oz boleh kawen sejenis.
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okayh. cerita uni laks. aku kat uni skang jadi lonely soldier boy. hari hari pon sorang

nk mkan lunch pon mlas sbb sorang sorang. so dalam beg aku bawa la buah ke biskut ke ape

da macam orang oz da mkan apple time rehat kejap2.

orang oz mmg sihat2. mkan buah. nak2 lak laki yg asek lepak dgn popuan. musim2 cam summer ni, mmg puas la makan dan memerhati buah buah. ada yang besar ada yang sederhana. yg kecil? kurang!

sekian.

oh dan isu basuh periuk belanga etc. sudah jelas. ianya adil.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

to be or not to be

to be or not to be is same like to shit or not to shit. either u want ur stomach to continuously in pain or u press the shit in vain but u get the rest after.

okay. since i arrived here. my legs keep giving me bloody moment. few days ago, i accidentally step on one of the nails used on the floor carpet. blood 1 - no-blood 0

then day after. went to a friend house. i was about the go inside the house then again, suddenly my foot landed on a very hard fruit. damn fruit. but this time blood 1 - no-blood 1

and finally. went to play rugby. the field has a very comfort and green grass. however. i really mess up my leg after i tried to make a touch down. so blood 2 - no-blood 1..

blood win! yeay

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last week, a friend asked me "kau nk jadi ketua umno sini x?"

wahaha. what kind of question is that? i havent answer.

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in this house (the house that im currently staying), they have 1 rule.

those who cook must washed the ware that they use. in my opinion, the rule is some kinda stupid. the person already tired after cooking. yet he have to washed the items he used. i ask them y, they say to make it fair. for me, why dont the last person wash the things? the last person who take ayam masak merah from kuali wash the kuali. if you dont want wash. much more easier.

and then a married person said " mmg macam tu lah, kamu da kawen pon nti camtu"
the hell! i really dont understand how can he said thing such as that. i really thought that teamwork is much more important in marriage. he said "isteri masak, and mmg la dia basuh"
kepala hotak dia. igt bini kuli ke ape.

no wonder in our family, one of the best topic to discuss is "family kita lain"
we like to spend times with other family. and yet, we like to compare.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Perth so far

so far, panas. baru ada 1 kali saja yg mendung. nikmat yang amat.

ibarat macam nk shut down computer. tapi time dia tanya "restart ? shutdown? sleep? "

time tu korang tekan shift lama2. nti ada kluar "hibernate" fuhh~ nikmat

aritu pi crabbing. dapat 4 ekor ketam jer. noob~

pastu last week pi memanc.. (memanc-ing, imbuhan ing tu menunjukkan perbuatan). dapat byk ikan!!! satu baldi. satu ketam besar (yg da terlepas balik) pastu ade 2 ekor dolphin datang. syok. kasi2 diorang makan. bummer punya dolphin.

okeh okeh. tapi quite best part nyer adalah, kawan2 miri ada datang sini untuk graduation ceremony, agak gempak la jugak compare to miri punya. ramai orang datang. agak2nya klau time tu ada buat ceremony panggil hujan, boleh berkesan kot. hohoho

hmm.. selain da hitam. saya juga sudah dapat printer. dapat lepas diorang dapat duit. pastu dapat printer.

tapi tapi

aritu gi UWA. pergh! awesome gila uni dia. epic. macam ala2 uni zaman2 dolu2. rasa cam nk berangan ada chamber secret yg belum dijumpai kat uni. mmg epic a uni diorang. bes. nk masuk pintu surau pon ada security code. tapi lock dia style zaman tok adam punya. cool gak la. nti klau korang gi perth. xyah datang curtin. datang uwa. sbb diorang punya tmpt lagi osem.


Friday, February 11, 2011

lets get the ass moving

aha! blogging from perth is not cool. panas la jugak

gamba dia betol2 macam dalam google maps. rumput2 stok kuning dan x bermaya

so far. macam biase a. kenal2 dgn org. timing bagus jugak a. ade budak2 jpa dalam 40 orang baru datang

so aku join je a program2 yg telah diplan untuk duirang. layanzz

benda free. join je a. bukannya ade ape2 pon nk buat dekat2 ni.

sbb xde benda nk buat la bukak blog yg da lame gila tersadai ni. wakakaka

thanks for wishes and sayonaras..

btw, aritu kat area near lcct. ade babi besar gila. so to indian out there yg nk makan besar.silalah tangkap dan mkan